I Resolve

I‘m not sure where the idea of making New Years Resolutions and I certainly do not feel like researching the topic. The following bits are adapted from bits written by people other than me.

Someone said, or wrote, “My goal for 2016 was to lose ten pounds. That New Year’s Day, I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. At the end of 2016, I still had fifteen to go.”
I feel sure some might say the same at the end of 2026, but I and others have a year to prove me wrong.

I also read:

I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

I don’t mean to brag but… I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
What does that have to do with resolutions?

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Me neither.
Also, what does that have to do with resolutions?

I love being almost ninety. I learn something new every day and forget five others, but I forgot where I was going with this.
PS: Sunday, March 8, 2026, begins Daylight Saving Time. Don’t forget to set your bathroom scale back ten pounds on Saturday night.

If you’ve read this content before, thanks for remembering. If not, I hope you find it interesting.