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Motorcycle Stupid


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Another of my Don’t Do Stupid stories.


Motorcycles are fun for some and might have been fun for me, but…
My uncle let me ride his Harley now and then. I didn’t become skilled like I assumed him to be, but I managed to never turn it over.

Just before I went into the army in 1955, I went to the A&W on my human powered vehicle11942 Elgin Lightweight ‘Victory’ Roadster skip-tooth bicycle in questionable conditionto hang out with some of the recent graduates.

One of the guys pulled in on his well-used Indian motorcycle. He ribbed me a few times about the rebuilt Whizzer motor bike I once had. As I remember his good-natured ribbing included my downgrading to pedal power.

When he suggested I should ride a real motorcycle, I told him about my riding the Harley. I guess he believed me because he offered to let me take a spin on his Indian. Of course, I accepted. I idled it around the A&W perimeter to show that I could ride, and he said something like, “Take it to the street.”

The street was clear, and I cranked up the compression. What I didn’t know and wasn’t told was that the compression and throttle on the Harley were on the opposite handlebars on the Indian. So, at full throttle, I flew across the street, over the curb, smashed a lawn mower, and ended up under a picnic table with the motorcycle still idling in a lilac bush.

Other than having some dirt and lilac branches on it, the motorcycle was undamaged. But the lawn mower was totaled and my reputation as a rider was likewise. I caused some alarm because a scrape from something under the picnic table made a minor gouge on top of my head. We all know that head wounds seem to bleed disproportionally to the damage.

I got cleaned up and arranged to pay for the lawnmower damage as soon as I got my first Army pay.

Have fun with a motorcycle, but don’t do motorcycle stupid!